Raoul Volfoni

The film never ceases to amaze. I know that even an average movie (not to say bad) can be followed up. I also know that sex, or at least semi-naked girls in suggestive positions extraordinarily will always sell a movie. I am aware that non-US investors n'acharnent from time to time to go Hollywood films whose box office has not yet been exhilarating. What I did not know, by cons is that a film could bring all these errors at once: The Return Showgirls is done to show us.

Showgirls the original, with nice girls inside

We all remember the sulfur Showgirls by Paul Verhoeven in 1995. His scenario absent, poor interpretation intellectually but physically dazzling, his carefully staged and rather average number of entries.

Showgirls, with $ 45M budget had still managed to make his bet out some Elizabeth Berkley, until adept series 2 € and highlighted Gina Girshon whose lip movements remained in the collective memories. Okay, I grant you, these two actresses have not really shone after the film, but Verhoeven had still managed to get them out of anonymity with a film banned under 17 years in the U.S..

Showgirls was therefore credited with proposing the two main actresses quite charming, with arguments perfectly acceptable and distilling some shocking scene described yesterday and today anthology. I also have a well head in which Elizabeth Berkeley we revealed all its charms and its talent. Here's the video of this cult scene (careful, you must be an adult to view it):

You'll notice that I deliberately chose one of the crudest scenes of the film. I did that to make my transition to film us today to find The Return Showgirls. (Okay, it's also because it's fun to watch).

Return the showgirls, a porn

As I said at the beginning, some foreign investors too wealthy or in need of recognition in Hollywood to launch the film company and produce consequences as diverse as (a) varied.

Showgirls Return is thus the co-production in Germany. You easily recognize that, in terms of cinema, our German friends are actually little known beyond their borders. They undertook to launch the film, hoping to glean some rewards here and there or at least a succes d'estime.

After watching the trailer below, you can understand how they gourrent points and how they should have to say that being in the world's leading exporters do not guarantee a successful binding. That said, before watching the trailer, I can not help but give you the pitch of the film, said ... it is already his weight in peanuts:

"The film is about a stripper who died after taking cocaine adulterated. His brother then arrived in Frankfurt to find those responsible and revenge."

So, gentlemen German investors, I say thank you. It has been a long time since I read and laughed at such debility. The funny part about it is that of course, the film images to follow are directly related to the synopsis. In reality, the Germans wanted to buy a stock known to transform into a vulgar film with little description of balls for a future cover of the dvd key.

Come on, seriously, here is the trailer for the Showgirls Return (cow, even the title is wood!)

So dear readers, is not Chuck Norris Germanic version of all this? Finally, I ask myself two questions: the famous German investors really take us for stupid or else they are themselves enough to believe in their plans to film Borderline. Ultimately, I would have preferred them to make a real porn instead of degrading a title actresses filming graceful as a rolling pin to hair expertly peroxidized.

Strongly Oktoberfest.

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